Philipp Gühring L´auteur: Philipp, qui nous a envoyé ces lignes suit actuellement les cours du HTL Wiener Neustadt, une école supérieure pour les systèmes d'informations. Il est un fan de Linux et un membre actif du LUG (Linux User Group) en Autriche.Notez que Philipp nous a juste fait parvenir ces commandes. Nous ne savons pas qui est(sont) l'(les)auteur(s) original(originaux.)

S'amuser avec les commandes Unix csh/sh

Résumé:

:-)
 Have Fun!

    With csh:

    (~)> cat "food in cans"
    cat: can't open food in cans
    (~)> nice man woman
    No manual entry for woman.
    (~)> rm God
    rm: God nonexistent
    (~)> ar t God
    ar: God does not exist
    (~)> ar r God
    ar: creating God
    (~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
    Unmatched ".
    (~)> [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
    Missing ].
    (~)> ^How did the sex change operation go?
    ^ Modifier failed.
    (~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
    Too many ('s.
    (~)> make love
    Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
    (~)> sleep with me
    bad character
    (~)> got a light?
    No match.
    (~)> man: why did you get a divorce?
    man:: Too many arguments.
    (~)> !:say, what is saccharine?
    Bad substitute.
    (~)> %blow
    (~)>blow: No such job.

    With sh:

    $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
    no sense in pretending!
    $ drink bottle: cannot open
    opener: not